The Eighth Chapter:

 Goin' Down The Road Feelin' Good

At long last, we come to the much-anticipated chapter of the Impala restoration.  This is it, folks.  This is the one you've all been waiting for.  Because I don't like to be too cliché, I refrained from quoting Willie Nelson's hit song in the title and instead turned my attention to a more traditional tune to represent the latest installment of returning the Impala to roadworthiness.  So where do I start?  The last time you heard from me was over my Winter break.  I'd just taken delivery of the floor pans and had been robbed by the state.  The plan was to get the floors banged out when I was home during March break, and then have the car ready to go for the Summer when I got home late May.  Well, things didn't quite work out that way.  While I did manage to acquire an old Century 100 wire-feed welder (and a sick Hobart auto-darkening helmet with flames) before coming home in the Spring, I also unwillingly received an annoying lack-of-sleep-sore-throat-goes-away-one-week-and-back-the-next cold.  That thing was a pain.  Just when I thought it was gone, it would pop back up again, forcing me to take time out of my already busy schedule to do nothing but sit, rest, and watch movies.  6pm Boba Tea?  Have fun not being able to sleep till 3 am!  Want an apple?  Guess what, now your throat is sore again (both of these things actually happened.  I have no idea why the apple gave me a sore throat.)!  Well anyways, all I wanted to do when I got home in the Spring was sit on the couch and watch Law and Order reruns, with the occasional episode of ER mixed in.  Needless to say, all I managed to accomplish over break was take the seats out and cut out one of the floor pans.  I didn't actually get to weld anything until May.  Oh, and that refund check I wasn't expecting till May didn't come until May.  When I called during March, the tax assessor told me the form was still in the pile on his desk, but that he'd file it by the end of the week.  I guess he felt bad for me.  When it finally showed up mid-May, I got an extra $50 from the state.  Hey, I can't complain.  Anyways, I immediately set to work removing the old floor and welding the new one in.  

Crusty, rusty, Fred Flinstone mobile

This was the full extent of the damage when I pulled the seats out and got a complete look back in March.  I knew about the major areas, but there were quite a few pinholes and small spots that were hidden by the seat/interior detritus that was stuck to the floor.   Nevertheless, I took the plunge and hacked out the first, and smallest area of rust: the driver's side rear.  Here, there were only a few pinholes, but the metal was getting thin and needed replacement.  This was where I learned how to hold the angle grinder so I wouldn't get burnt by the sparks.  When my Spring break wrapped up, I threw the seats back in and pulled it into the garage, a bit miffed that I had only accomplished a fraction of what I had planned to do.  When I came back in May, freshly re-energized to work on the car, I turned my attention to the driver's side front pan.  This was the first rust I saw on the car when I first looked at it back in August of 2021 (the "fist-sized" hole, as I saw it then).  Cutting this pan out went a bit faster, although it was a pain to crawl underneath the steering wheel to make the final cuts.  This is where I began to develop my replacement system.  First, I would mark the old pan with chalk, going far enough back from the hole to ensure I was on solid metal.  Then, I'd cut along the line and use the old pan as a template to mark the new pan and cut it out, leaving an extra inch off the line I'd just drawn.  From there, I'd throw the pan loosely into the car and scribe another line on its bottom, go back and trim along the new line, and repeat the process until it fit snugly in the car (if you call 1/2-inch gaps and mismatched stampings snugly).  I admit that my first welds weren't the best, but I did get noticeable better as time went on.  The stampings in the new pans wasn't 100% OEM, but I made it work with some persuasion with a 5-lb sledge, some sliver patches, and a few carefully-placed bridge welds.  

The freshly-installed driver's side front floor pan.

All in all, the process went smoothly.  The only mishap was when I went to stand up after finishing the driver's front pan and my leg went through the passenger rear and caught in the hole.  Help!  My car is trying to eat me!  Fortunately, it didn't take too long to untangle myself from its grip.  Surprisingly, the worst of the rust in the passenger front floor pan, went smoothly as well, even though I had to move the gas line from under it to avoid spontaneous combustion if the angle grinder slipped.  I had to make up a piece of the toe board because the rot extended beyond the floor pan stampings.  This, like the hole under the back seat, wasn't too hard to make out of a leftover flat piece of the new floor pan.  

The homemade toe board patch.

Old vs. new passenger front floor pans.  There was barely anything left!

Ok, I lied a bit.  The passenger front wasn't exactly easygoing.  The outer seam was impossible to scribe because it was above the frame rail in an area my sharpie couldn't reach.  Thus, I was forced to cut, re-fit, cut, re-fit, and cut again until I had a rough edge that matched the contour of the old pan I'd cut out.  This, coupled with the differences in shape between the original floors and the new stampings, resulted in about a half inch gap between the floor and the transmission tunnel that I had to fill in with mini patch panels.  Hey, it's not pretty, but it works, and nobody's going to see it underneath the carpet unless they decide to crawl under my car and get hosed by the leaky powerglide.  

Here's a shot of the floors nearing completion.  You can see where I've just cut out the last of the rust in the bottom right.  Man, is it nice to not have to worry about accidentally falling through your car while working on it (or riding in it)!  

Above is a rough timeline of the progress made on the floor pans.   There were two months between the first two photos and only a day between the second shot and the last two.  Once the pans had been welded in (and a few pinholes patched), I wire brushed the floor and chipped out all the old factory seam sealer, some of which had already chipped off ages ago.  I gave the floors a healthy dose of Rustoleum rusty metal primer (second photo from left) and let the car air out overnight.  This stuff worked wonders, and the floors were already looking brand new before the paint had even dried!  The Impala looked like an entirely different car (well, not really, but much better than what I started with).  The next day, I sealed all the factory seams and my weld joints, including a few pinholes I'd missed, and installed the floor plugs.  When the seam sealer had dried an hour later, I came back and painted the floor with Rustoleum black enamel.  This stuff went on well, but I don't think it ever fully cured since I had to tarp the car due to rain as I was painting the last section of the floor.  Oh well, I have some left over in the can that I can use for touch-up later on.  Plus, nobody's going to see it, anyways.  That, and the bristles kept coming off the cheap brush I used to lay down the primer, so there's a few of them embedded in the floor, too.  

Dad puts the seat "cover" on

And now, what could be a better Father's Day present than helping put the seats back in a 1965 Chevy Impala and then going for a ride?  I do owe a lot to my dad at this part, because he helped me get the seats back in without scratching up the uncured enamel too much.  He also got most of the front seat "cover" (an old blanket) installed and looking nice.  Oh, and I forgot to mention I had to replace the speedometer cable because I discovered the end had snapped off the old one.  Fortunately, I had ordered a new one back in December when I rebuilt the dash, so all I had to do was take it off the shelf and pop it in.  And then there was the horn that decided to stick the day I got home in May.  I still have to look into that.  It's disconnected for the time being.   I also got the car registered and insured in May, so it's legal to take out on the road now.  With the floors in, the seats reinstalled and rideable, and the parking brake cable hooked back up, we had everything we needed to go for a cruise around town.  The first stop we made was at a gas station down the street, because I needed more than a single gallon of gas in the tank to drive around.  Hey, my fuel gauge works!

Did someone say beer run?  We needed to pick up some chilled beverages for the family gathering we were having later in the day, and what better vehicle to help out in this acquisition than the old Impala?  The liquor store also happened to be across the street from the gas station, which was convenient.  I don't know if it was the mixture being set too lean, the grade of the parking lot, or a bit of both, but the car stalled four times as I tried to pull out.  Eventually, it got going and stayed running strong.  Oh yeah, I forgot the part where we first took it around the block and it wouldn't shift out of first.  I guess it had slowly leaked more transmission fluid than I realized over the year since I'd last filled it.  A good top off of AFT, and it would give a nice downshift into second, instead of the wuuuuhhhh - AGK - AGK -AGK that it was doing before.  

Beer me

Which GM is best GM?

We took a bit of a drive around after acquiring the brews, and I made a stop at my friend Chris' house.  You might recognize the Oldsmobile Regency 98 I'm in a standoff with.  It's near where Chris lives, so I couldn't miss the opportunity to do a photo-op with it.  Hopefully, there will be more of these shots in the near future (See Winter '23 Car Spotting With Sam and David for more shots of the Olds).  

And here we are after a successful day of driving.  The Impala performed quite well, and I'm absolutely thrilled to be able to start driving it and enjoying it as a functional means of transportation.  This is by no means the end, as there's still a ton of work left to return the old girl to showroom (or maybe car lot) condition.  However, this is the first big milestone in the Impala saga, and definitely the most rewarding to date.  There's a few more things planned work-wise for the Summer, like new radiator hoses, power steering rebuild, a couple small rust spots, and some interior work (or at least restoration of interior pieces), but I hope most of the Impala presence you'll see on the blog will be at shows and cruise-ins throughout the season.  As far as the big picture, I want to do the windshields and decklid filler panel next summer, so that I can fix the leaks and start putting the interior back together.  After that, will hopefully be paint and then a good-looking car that I'll consider "complete".  I'd like to refresh the engine at some point, but I don't count that as a necessary part of the general restoration I have in mind, more of a later add-on.  Anyways, I hope to be out enjoying some driving and spotting more classics from behind the wheel of my own.  Time to get back truckin' on!

Pretty sunset Impala picture, $5.99 HQ wallpaper